Johnson's wit here cuts deeper than a mere observation about laziness—he's identifying inaction as a genuine *accomplishment*, something we must actively choose rather than stumble into by accident. Most of us think of our failures as passive defaults, yet staying put requires the same deliberate commitment as moving forward. When you're tempted to tell yourself "I simply can't find the discipline to write that book," Johnson reminds you that you've actually made a choice, one that takes no less energy to maintain than its opposite. The freedom to do nothing is, paradoxically, a kind of power we all possess—which means we're responsible for how we spend it.